Funny Christmas Greetings

Funny Christmas Greetings: Here we present the latest collections of Funny Christmas Greetings . Share these Funny Christmas Greetings in English with friends or write on Christmas cards. We are sure that your friends will also like our collection of very funny greetings for Christmas. Please, we recommend these funny text Christmas greetings to friends or family members.

Funny Christmas Greetings 2019

Funny Christmas Greetings

Funny Christmas Greetings

  • Christmas hath a darkness;
    Brighter than the blazing noon;
    Christmas hath a chillness
    Warmer than the heat of June,
    Christmas hath a beauty
    Lovelier than the world can show:
    for Christmas bringeth Jesus,
    Brought to us so low
  • If one night to a big fat man jumps in to your window grabs you
    puts you in a sack do not worry …
    I told Santa I wanted u for CHRISTMAS
    Each Christmas finds me longing
    For Christmases now past
    & I am back in childhood
    As long as memories last.
    The Blessings of Peace
    The Beauty of Hope
    The Spirit of Love

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  • This year the Magi will not arrive to your city since they had contracted services with our company. Sorry for the inconvenience and Merry Christmas. Fdo: Iberia.
  • I hope to be the first to congratulate you on the new year. HAPPY 2020! 3. Friends are like the radars of the Civil Guard, although you do not see them are always there. Happy New Year. 4. That this year you find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need. And what you do not find look it up in Google. 5. Dept. of customer service of the Magi. You have requested a gift above your means. Please try again next year when the crisis ends. 6. End of the Christmas peace drill: you can save the prawns and insult your in-laws and brothers-in-law again. 7. If the night of kings see that Melchor undresses and gets into your bed …. Explain that what you asked for was a VOLVO.
  • With the crisis you have to save, so: Merry Christmas, Happy 2017, may the Kings bring you a lot, happy birthday and we’ll talk for next year 
  • If these holidays you see a man dressed in red going down your chimney and he puts you in a sack, do not be scared, this year I have asked that my gift be you. 10. With the crisis I can only congratulate one of my friends in 2015. And I chose you. I thought that no one else would remember because of ugliness and unpleasantness! Happy New Year. 11. In heaven they are sad because they have lost a little angel. Do not worry, I will not tell you where you are … Happy New Year. (Self-centered people can change it by: “please, do not tell them where I am”). 12. Boikot to the Christmas whatsapp !! Pass it on!!  

Feliz navidad Amor

  • This year do not expect gifts. I’m having a drink with the Magi and things have gotten out of hand.
  • This is how you progress in life: First you believe in Santa Claus, then you do not believe in Santa Claus, and in the end you are Santa Claus.
  •  Very disturbing DGT data, claim that 23% of traffic accidents are caused by alcohol consumption. That means that the other 77% of accidents are caused by those who drink water, juices and soft drinks. To the parrot with the abstainers! Happy Holidays!!

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Funny Christmas Greetings for WhatsApp

The Christmas is here. This is the time when we use technology above all to celebrate the holidays. The popular instant messaging app, WhatsApp , becomes the core of Christmas greetings, for example Therefore, we have already presented some apps to create Christmas greetings and now we offer some Christmas greetings to share on WhatsApp.

To share the Christmas greetings we have to click on the image to open it and then open the menu and in “Share …” we choose WhatsApp .

  • The Comfort of Faith
    May these be your gifts this Christmas Season.
    I wish you the gift of Faith, the Blessing of Hope and the Peace of his Love at Christmas and always
    X’mas is love …. X’mas is dedication … X’mas is happiness .. Happy X’MAS to you and your family with a bunchn of love and prayers … ..!
    The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
    I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
    Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the great flame of charity in the heart.
    Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
    had a very bright nose, and if you ever saw it.
    You’re either drunk or at the north pole.
  • The best times are
    with your dysfunctional
    family during the holidays.
    If you are a designer and prefer to have a single high-resolution JPG, please let me know in the message to seller field when ordering, and let me know if you prefer it with the border or without.
    Santa is very funny
    because he knows where the bad girls live.
    You know you are going to be old,
    when Santa starts looking younger.
    The one thing women do not desire to find
    in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
    Santa is very funny

Peliculas de Navidad 2019

  • Because he knows where the bad girls live.
    You know you are going to be old,
    when Santa starts looking younger.
    The one thing women do not desire to find
    in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
  • Congratulations, you have been selected to pull Santa’s sleigh this Christmas Eve. In a short time an elf will go through his house to measure the horns. Merry Christmas.
  • In these dates Santa Claus gives you 2 words that will open many doors: PULL and PUSH. Merry Christmas 
  •  At this time I wanted to send you something funny, incredible, tender, sexy, sweet and very entertaining. But I’m sorry, I do not go through the screen. Happy 2017! 19. The police are looking for a beautiful, sexy, charismatic and incredibly good person in bed. You, of course, are safe. But me, where do I hide? HAPPY 2017! 20. The mayor of Belén has been detained for requalifying the portal.

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