Funny Christmas Quotes, Funny Wishes Messages & SMS 2019

Funny Christmas Quotes: We occupies the third place in alcohol consumption in the world at Christmas. This news is shameful for all Spaniards. We have to make an effort and be the first! Send this message to all the drunks you know. It has come to me by mistake, but I plan to collaborate. Third parties? What a shame! 

Funny Christmas Quotes

Funny Christmas Quotes

  • I wish you, for the last time, a Merry Christmas before we can win the elections and expropriate these capitalist parties. 
  • Where are you? We are looking for you! You have to come back urgently! You are essential … you know that you can not ride the Bethlehem without the donkey. Merry Christmas! 
  • With this crisis I can only congratulate one of my friends Christmas. And he chose you. I thought that no one else would remember him because he was ugly and unfriendly. Merry Christmas!
  • This Christmas you have to save … I congratulate you and you endeavor to spread it among the rest of my contacts. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! 
  • For Christmas dinner, does the iphone go to the right or to the left of the plate? Merry Christmas! 
  • Saint Joseph, the Virgin, the Child, the mule, the ox, the animal protection society of Bethlehem, Herod, the two Romans of the castle, the merchants’ association of the market of Bethlehem, the Magi, the pages, the posada, the one of the mill, the association of neighbors of Bethlehem, the washerwomen, the fish in the river, my family and I wish you a Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year. 
  • God gave me a choice between being beautiful or having a good memory so I wish you Happy Fallas.

Many people eagerly await the arrival of Christmas to reflect on everything they have done throughout the year, reunite with their loved ones or simply to enjoy a few days of partying. But in addition to all that, at Christmas there is also room for humor. The Day of the Holy Innocents is usually the day of jokes by nature, although we can also use the sense of humor to send funny Christmas Quotes and congratulate these holidays.

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Funny Christmas Quotes, Funny Wishes Messages & SMS 2018

The funny Christmas Quotes are received very well by everyone. It is a simple way to brighten up the day and get us to forget all the bad things that have happened. The problem is that in many cases, we receive the same greeting message several times. To make you as original as possible, we want to leave the following list of funny Christmas Quotes that can be used in Christmas.

Funny Christmas Quotes for Friends

  • This year, with the crisis, we have to save, so: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, may Reyes bring you many things and happy birthday. 
  • Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2018, 2018, 2018 … if the crisis continues, this will be my last Christmas message. Save this message for the following years. 
  • It is reported that, as of today, we will be absent, taking a well-deserved rest until January 7, 2018. We wish you happy holidays, Merry Christmas and the best for the coming New Year. 
    Signed: Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber, Apple and Yogourt skimmed.
    Postdata: In our absence they will be treated with the same taste as always, sirloin, butter, cured cheese, cream, leg of lamb, prawns, sauces, nougat, polvorones and, of course, the occasional Traguito of Beer, Wine, Anise, Cider, Cava, Rum and several liquors. 
  • I would like to send you something special for this Christmas, but I have a problem … I do not know how to wrap a hug and a kiss! Merry Christmas! 
  • From Bethlehem we remind you that those who drink and drink and drink again are the fish in the river. Merry Christmas! 
  • This year I had thought to only congratulate the people that I like and is important in my life, but in the end I decided that I will send Quotes to those of always. Merry Christmas!
  • With a shrimp and a mussel, I give you a kiss, with a barnacle and my friendship, Merry Christmas and with my love that is worth an egg, a happy New Year. 
  • I have a good and bad news about your Christmas gift, the good one is that you can hug, squeeze and nibble whenever you want … The bad news is that I can bruise easily, Merry Christmas! 
  • The mayor of Bethlehem was arrested for requalifying the Portal. The Magi are involved. El Niño will be born in a chalet. Santa presents himself as a prosecutor. Merry Christmas! 
  • Please, avoid coming to visit my wife these days because she has just given birth and is very upset. 
    Thanks for your understanding. 
    Saint Joseph.
  • This year I have been raised a question when mounting the Bethlehem: the little Nicolás must be placed as an adviser in the Castle of Herod or negotiating with the Romans or page of the Kings? Is that if I put it near the Portal it gets into the cradle. Merry Christmas!

Funny Christmas Quotes for Facebook Whatsapp

WhatsApp has become the real queen when it comes to congratulating Christmas around the world. A very simple and fast system that allows you to send Quotes to any part of the world. If you are the one you like to congratulate with this tool, discover some ideas that we bring to you.

  • In these times of peace and love treat others with tolerance, do as I do, send a message to a fag friend.
  • Saint Joseph, the Virgin Mary, the ox, the galilean animal protection association, the shepherds, the Bethlehem neighborhood association, the child, the wise men, the pages, the camels, their mother, my mother-in-law , my dog, the relative, the children and I wish you a very Merry Christmas
  • I just found out that Santa Claus is admitted with a cholesterol high. So tell me what you want and the NIGHT you want I go to your house and we do it GOOD
  • The police just found a dead guy with a deformed, fat face and a tiny *****. Please send me a message to know you’re fine. Merry Christmas!
  • That if peace, that love, that if both roll … I wish you incredible powders, that you work half and win the triple. Merry Christmas!!
  • I wish you, for the last time, a Merry Christmas before we can win the elections and expropriate these capitalist parties.
  • With this crisis I can only congratulate one of my friends Christmas. And I chose you. I thought that no one else would remember because of ugliness and unpleasantness. Merry Christmas!
  • For Christmas dinner, does the iPhone go to the right or to the left of the plate? Merry Christmas!

Funny Christmas messages for WhatsApp for New Year

In addition to Christmas, we also usually congratulate the New Year. In this case, WhatsApp also works very well. It avoids the big problems of saturated lines when trying to telephone any person. Keep reading and discover our list of messages that we bring you.

  • Even if you’re fucked up and do not fit another hope, Happy New Year and what’s up with you from behind!
  • If you see a bottle of champagne, look for me I’m behind. Happy New Year!
  • I toast because the New Year brings happiness. Grindo dambien dor gue dengamoss buuuchos esitoss. And buidadiiin gon the garretera, ehhh buchachoss, hip, zi guebes not gonduscas. Gringo odra vess.
  • Do you like to be sobbed, to be rubbed, to make you sweat? To feel the breath, to get to the bottom, to go up, to go down …? Then in this coming year … Use the collective . HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
  • May this new year find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need. And what you can not find on Google
  • I wish you 12 happy months, 52 weeks of coña, 365 days of success, 8760 hours of health, 525600 minutes of luck and 3153600 seconds of sex. Happy 2018!
  • At this moment in this country there are 66,000 people making love, 15,820 are finishing, 19,965 are starting, 28,819 are in full pleasure and there is only one @ reading messages. Awake! Happy New Year 2018.
  • With a shrimp and a mussel, I give you a kiss, with a barnacle and my friendship, Merry Christmas and with my love that is worth an egg, a happy New Year.

Funny Christmas Memes

Funny Christmas SMS

Although many people no longer use them, we can also use SMS to congratulate Christmas. For this reason, we also want to bring you a list of funny Christmas messages.

  • I wanted to send you something funny, incredible, tender, sexy, wild, sweet, erotic and very entertaining. But I’m sorry, I do not fit the xxxx on the screen. Merry Christmas.
  • Never think that the right thing is the right thing to do, because if you put a finger in your ass, it’s just right, but it’s not the right thing to do. The right thing is to wish you a merry Christmas!
  • This year Santa Claus has mumps. The day you have pa ‘whores we will not see your hair. Happy Holidays and Happy New Year 2018!
  • Your telephone operator adapts your rates to your sex life: the less you fuck, the less you pay. Congratulations! Your calls will be free for you next 2018. Congratulations!
  • Afala kita, amula sela, ispa tota, insupuka sula. You have just recited the Indian spell that will prevent you from making love throughout 2018. Happy and chaste New Year.